This Week's Food Waste
LETTUCE
I didn't quite make it all of the way through a bag of lettuce before the last of it went bad. Otherwise, we did pretty well.
This Week's True Food Confessions
Egg salad cornettes made by my sister-in-law-- one of the treats we had for Easter. |
A Lady in Madrid
A lady who lived Mardrid
made soup a way no one else did:
she swallowed some broth
with some herbs wrapped in a cloth,
and covered her head with a lid.
by N. M. Bodecker
An epicure, dining at Crew,
Found quite a large mouse in his stew.
Said the waiter, "Don't shout
And wave it about
Or the rest will be wanting one too."
There once was a provident puffin
Who ate all the fish he could stuff in.
Said he, "Tis my plan
to eat when I can:
When there's nuffin' to eat I eat nuffin."
by Oliver Herford.
The Unfortunate Giraffe
There was once a giraffe who said, "What
Do I want with my tea strong or hot?
For my throats such a length
The tea loses its strength,
And is cold ere it reaches the spot."
by Oliver Herford.