How much wood could a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck had an axe?
How many banks could a robber rob, if security was lax?
How many shells could Sally sell, if no one really cared?
How many tongue twisters like these, are slightly impaired?
(One of Theo's ponderings from elementary school.)
__________________________________________________________________________________But Wait, There's More.
Here are the original tongue twisters mentioned above.
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck?
by Mother Goose
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck
If a woodchuck could chuck wood?
As much wood as a woodchuck could chuck,
If a woodchuck could chuck wood.
She sells seashells by the seashore.
She sells seashells by the seashore.
The shells she sells are surely seashells.
So if she sells shells on the seashore,
I'm sure she sells seashore shells.
The shells she sells are surely seashells.
So if she sells shells on the seashore,
I'm sure she sells seashore shells.
